#House #lisa edelstein #Hugh Laurie
"You want to kiss me, don’t you?"
"I always want to kiss you."
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
How to hit high notes…
THIS IS SO FUCKING INNOVATIVE JFC
this is fuckin bullshit im so angry i love it
I love this so much
introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*
Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it
The video for the gif that’s been going around all day.
tHE GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA HIS FUCKIGN LAUGH AND THEN HEFALLS THE FUCK DOWN OH MY GOD JESUS DICKS IM FRICKGIN
all i want is evan peters and taissa farmiga together in ahs: freakshow is that really too much to ask
the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time